A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

(via trucktiger)





vagueversusvogue:

shingekinoemily:

egberts:

i know how to put an end to discrimination and racism

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OKAY BUT WAIT! THIS EPISODE WAS THE GREATEST BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY SHOWED HOW AND WHY A UTOPIA WOULD NEVER WORK AS WELL AS THINGS LIKE SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IN WAYS THE MEDIA NEVER REALLY SHOWS YOU. BECAUSE EVEN WHEN EVERYONE WAS MADE TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME PEOPLE STILL BELIEVED THEY WERE BETTER OR DESERVED MORE BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T. 

(via loganhasseenthelight)





sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(Source: classicsnake, via loganhasseenthelight)