spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

(via josaypoo)

I GOT AN APARTMENT!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!

Moving in tomorrow! :D

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

m4ge:

likethedickens:

HE’S BACK

this man is the best storyteller ever

I CAN’T

I CAN’T EFFING BREATH

(via itsabuttloofah)

I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

(Source: anntrannn, via itsabuttloofah)

used-to-be-alright:

Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT

(Source: you-are-an-airplane, via brightlightsfading)

“Children are tough, though we tend to think of them as fragile. They have to be tough. Childhood is not easy. We sentimentalize children, but they know what’s real and what’s not.”
– Maurice Sendak (via nedhepburn)

(via itsabuttloofah)